ChaoXpert's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Barbershop]

Sometimes, getting a haircut feels like you're getting your head split into fourths

[Doggie Drama]

Cats are assholes, but you got to work for their respect, unlike dogs.

[Front Yard Wrestling]

'DO YOU SMELL THE ROCK IS COOKIN' MA!?'

[Newgrounds Redux: Metal Gear Awesome 3]

I still prefer the original two rather than this one, but it's a fine way to end it

[Captain Ig'nant]

As a black man, this shit is hilarious.

[Mr. Literal]

LET'S GIVE HIM A HAND!

[Suction Cup Man 2: The Suck for America]

'fuck, i don't know'

[Awesome Chaotix]

'Why the fuck am I connected TO A BEE, JESUS!?'

[Awesome Center Redux]

You thought I was going to shit talk about the awesome series? FUCK NO, this series makes my dick ROCK HARD!

[Awesome the Hedgehog]

Legend has it that Sonic then learned a better but still a little bit shit spin air strike, but he shoots off like a missile